Signs That You're Drinking Too Much Coffee

Here are some signs that you are probably drinking too much coffee:

* Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
* You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
* You answer the door before people knock.
* You just completed another sweater and you don’t know how to knit.
* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
* You . . . → Read More: Signs That You're Drinking Too Much Coffee

Something you may find quite puzzling

Because you are saving so much time by getting your groceries delivered and not having to go grocery shopping, I thought I would give you something to spend it on. Below I have created a variation of a famous logic puzzle originally developed by Albert Einstein. Here it is:

There are five spud! customers who . . . → Read More: Something you may find quite puzzling

Now Here's A Fishy Story

Someone sent me the following funny story from Veronique’s Restaurant in Sydney, Australia and I thought you might like it:

“There was once a brilliant sturgeon on the staff of the community health fishility. He was, in fact, one of its flounders. Wiser than salmon, a fin fellow who would never shrimp from his re

sponsibilities, he was . . . → Read More: Now Here's A Fishy Story

A stress relief diet

Given the stressful times we are living in, I thought you migh enjoy this “diet for stress” which I am committed to following religiously (although I will try to find organic alternatives for some of the ingredients). It is from e-cookbooks.net Enjoy!

Breakfast:
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz. skim milk

Lunch:
4 oz. lean broiled chicken . . . → Read More: A stress relief diet