Here are some signs that you are probably drinking too much coffee:

* Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
* You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
* You answer the door before people knock.
* You just completed another sweater and you don’t know how to knit.
* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
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